mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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