if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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