So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
