I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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