ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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