Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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