I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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