I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I currently don't understand fingers.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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