I wanna passion pit in your ass
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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