"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
