I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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