I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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