can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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