the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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