So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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