What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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