I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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