C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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