apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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