okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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