Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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