try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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