I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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