I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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