we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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