What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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