We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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