He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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