discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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