Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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