I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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