I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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