If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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