no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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