I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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