but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
