She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm too high and old for this...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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