party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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