you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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