shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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