sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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