When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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