do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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