I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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