This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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