I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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