Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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