Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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