I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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