WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
